Our apologies to the skanky costume. You've just been bested for tackiest attempt at sexing up the kid's paradise that is Halloween. The jack o' lantern is officially no longer safe. Apparently the creators of Pornkins missed the memo released after the Lorena Bobbitt debacle? Advertisement The dirty stencils come 10 to a pack , each pose worthy of its own place on the sexual bucket list: From threesomes to doggy style, there's enough variety to make a prostitute blush, and they're being advertised with scantily clad women wearing undies that say "carve me" and holding a huge read:
33 Awesome Pop Culture Pumpkin Designs for Halloween
October 10, Tweet It seems every year carved pumpkin creations get crazier and more elaborate. So we have scoured the deepest darkest corners of the World Wide Web to bring you some of the most inappropriate pumpkins we have ever seen. So warm up your latte, and relax while you enjoy these hot Halloween pumpkins. Second on our list, forget pumpkin spice. This is one spicy pumpkin! It sure gets the creative juices flowing, maybe some other juices flowing too. However the execution is leaving a little something to be desired.
Wanna put something a little more hip on your porch this year? Those tired old jagged teeth and triangle eyes are so last decade. These cool pumpkin carving ideas inspired by pop cultural icons are a major jack-o-lantern upgrade for your front porch!
Share on Facebook A carved Halloween Pumpkin can be very scary when lit up on a dark porch, but that's kids stuff. This year instead of scary why not make your Halloween Pumpkin naughty? Pornkins are a sexy new way to spice up an old tradition.